This is my sink, with the contents that I NEVER want to think about again. I drank vinegar to erase the memory.
So, you tell me, does this happen to you? Or, why in the WORLD does this continually happen to me. See sink shot of my efforts to prepare cucumbers (I can't for some reason shorten this to 'cukes', I try, but, it bothers me everytime I try to do it) Read on and you'll find out more!
Sidenote: My fuse is shortening by the minute (need to work on that one). Here are some reasons I can talk about.
1st, GREAT day being finished with the Reading portion of the CRCT, couldn't be happier, THE day that I am MOST anxious about in the school year, is, well, over. (4 more days left to go, and I pray they pass the other sections, but since I AM the reading teacher and they DO have to pass this test to be promoted...) but 'my' day has come and gone! This is one reason my fuse could lenghten I guess.
Here we go though, 2nd, I have had previous experience with this one, I KNEW I shouldn't have put the Caffeine Free Diet Coke in the FREEZER! I got home from Bootcamp, Publix-ing (grocery for those afar), and was so ready to just 'be' at home. Open up the freezer to cram in the pizza that only ONE of us can eat, and WHA-LA, frozen coke everywhere! Then, all the popsicles fell out of their proper spot onto the floor. Irritating. Insert adjective of your choice HERE irritating (I can't bring myself to say 'mad' irritating, but if that helps you get the point, ok).
3rd, __________________ irritated from the freezer incident (all I can think of while I type is the old man on Family Guy, "I have a freezer full of popsicles..." Anyway, after the freezer full of popsicles fell out, I began slicing and dicing our cukes. See, it doesn't sound right. Cucumbers, ONLY TO FIND, after I took the first clean bite, that a heanous-sp? green worm waited for me not to slice him. OK, I only bought the cukes b/c they were a PRODUCT of the USA and not MEXICO this time, and THAT's what I got??? Mind you, this happened to me about 2 months ago when I purchase MADE in the USA strawberries, only to find a WORM in those, after I'd eaten about 3. (NOT to mention the garden I tried to grow back in '05) that I couldn't even eat the cukes b/c of this reason!
ONE: What have I done to deserve this stomach churning experience over and over again? AND, TWO, when's the madness going to end? And THREE, does this happen to anyone else? OH, and I can't eat at DOC GREEN's b/c a hair was in my food once, nor THE OLD SPAGHETTI FACTORY b/c half-a-toothpick, used I assume, was in my mizithra spaghetti. THERE. Maybe now that I've sent it into the universe, or whatever people do, it WON'T come back to me EVER and I can enjoy my healthy (I can't say healthful b/c I think it's really NOT a word) foods without critters or foreign objects. Please note: IF YOU ORDER products from me I will PLEDGE to they ARE FREE FROM THESE THINGS because I am INTO quality control unlike the produce checkers, salad and spaghetti servers of the US. Amen, and goodnight. (This blog makes up for lost time blogging).
